Friday, October 14, 2011

Chenn-aid!!!


Not that I have been to Africa but from reliable sources it is easy to buy liquor in most parts there rather than in Chennai which is said to be a metropolitan city and one of the largest cities in India. India claims to be the world’s largest democracy with its economy next only to China when you consider growth rate but to get a cold beer in Chennai is next to impossible!

Even Tom Cruise and his team would find it tough to source a cold beer here. Last Sunday, a day when Vettel sealed his world title, we were trying to buy some cold beer and guess what after trying in a few shops which did not even stock up beer, the only shops which had beer had some obscure never before heard of brands and one other place which looked like a fucking pig sty were asking for INR 100 for cold beer! On top of it he did not even have Lager and he brought the beer in a freaking sack! What the hell is happening?

In the end we just decided to ditch it and but Red Bull since Vettel was winning! Common guys, it can’t be this tough to get a beer in this city! Similar story happened a few months back when we wanted to buy Rum, just regular Old Monk not some 18 year old Single Malt Whiskey and we finally got it after going to some 6 shops! In fact we just decided that if we are not able to get in the 6th shop we would rather buy some Coke and drink it!

Though on paper there are reports that you get brands like Carlsberg, Corona, Bacardi, etc… in reality you get brands like Shivas (WTF)! I mean common, don’t we as residents of this city deserve better?

Why look further, just go out of the city to Pondicherry or to neighboring Bangalore where the best of brands are available at retail price everywhere! There used to be a time when Food World used to stock up liquor in the city when it was known as Madras. Guess with the change of the name, the city lost its old colonial charm and it is down to the dust!

As you all know, the political scene in this state alone is dominated by 2 parties whose only aim is to outdo each other rather than do something good for the people of the state! Only here you will come across open buying of votes with parties vying with each other distributing freebies to get votes. Usually once one party is out of power the other party tries to change every single policy implemented by the previous regime but this TASMAC (Tamil Nadu State Marketing Corporation) getting monopoly over selling of liquor is one policy which will never be changed as it does rakes in money for the government, but then at what cost?

Regular scene outside these outlets!
We live in a time when Men & Women are equal but do you actually think that any women can go and purchase liquor in these hideous outlets? Forget women even the bravest of men would not go there as the place stinks of puke! It is not common to see guys outside drinking and puking in the same fucking place! The place looks like prison out of the deepest 3rd world county and it is an experience in buying in these outlets!

Luckily I don’t need to buy liquor at these outlets but I feel sorry for every other decent person who has to go through this bloody ordeal of buying it in these stores. We live in a free world and yet we are forced to go through this crap!

I am not asking for 24/7 stores but then even if this city can go back to the days when liquor was available in Supermarkets that would do. Why can’t both private and government shops co-exist?

On the side note, what the hell where they smoking when they kept the name TASMAC? Ridiculous! 

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